Trifecta: Week Forty

Welcome back, Trifectans!  We hope you had a great weekend and enjoyed reading all of the submissions for this weekend's animal-inspired prompt.  Some of you came up with some outlandishly creative pieces.  It was a fun prompt for us, and we hope you enjoyed it, too.

This weekend's challenge was judged by the community.  In first place, you chose Lumdog's perfectly punny Bad Day At The Bar.

Harry penguined his way to the bar and honked: “Tequila, leave the worm!” The bartender says, “Hey, I don’t like your attitude and you walk funny. You’re on thin ice around here, buddy.”

Second place went to JannaTWrite's Candy Or A Kiss?  She calls herself a suck up for using three animals, but this weekend she only had to appeal to the community.  It seems you guys are just as smitten with threes as we are.

And rounding out the Trifecta was Old Dog, New Tits and her newest installment in the (self-proclaimed) Smart Ass Collection: The One Where I Grouse About Monkeying Around with Trifecta.  Check out what she did with the seal.

Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everyone who participated.  I think I laughed more this weekend than any other time in Trifecta history.

On to Trifecta proper, where I'm going to continue the animal theme.  This week we want a 33-333 word response to:

DINOSAUR 

1: any of a group (Dinosauria) of extinct often very large chiefly terrestrial carnivorous or herbivorous reptiles of the Mesozoic era
2: any of various large extinct reptiles (as ichthyosaurs) other than the true dinosaurs
3: one that is impractically large, out-of-date, or obsolete

Please remember:

• Your response must be between 33 and 333 words.
• You must use the 3rd definition of the given word in your post.
• The word itself needs to be included in your response.
• You may not use a variation of the word; it needs to be exactly as stated above. 
• Only one entry per writer.

Good luck!